You have a spaghetti monster when your penis is too thin and too long that it can't get hard, wiggles like it's looking for it's meatballs. "
random person: "Wow its big!"
Drake: *wiggles wiggles*
random person: that's a whole new definition to spaghetti monster
Interchangeable with the word "lolcow"
Joe made such a fool of himself on youtube that he became a spaghetti monster
When a guy lays underneath a propped up screen door and their partner pisses through it.
She showed me the southwestern spaghetti strainer last night and I should have put down a few towels .
When a hairy ass and has chunks of feces from failure of wiping after bowel ejection.
“Yo homie you let your girl eat your ass?”
“What bro nah”
“Why bro it just feels soooo gud”
“My girl caught me lackin with Speghetti Ass”
“Awe shi bro no wonder, just clean it and bleach it, make that hoe shiny, she’ll 100% forget about your Spaghetti Ass”
“You know bro thats a perfect idea. Without hair there for a bit i wont even have the chance for Spaghetti Ass!”
When you give someone a blowjob while you're eating spaghetti
"My boyfriend and i ate spaghetti last night"
"Well did you give him Spaghetti Head?"
"What's that?"
"It's when you give someone head while eating spaghetti."
"Oh then yes and he loved it"
On 25th march its common for spaghetti to rain. Just put your phone away and go outside and enjoy that spaghetti rain. Btw its very rare.
Brooo lets go outside its national spaghetti rain day
The devil's spaghetti is playing twister with anal beads
How was your day yesterday
Good we did the devil's spaghetti