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Door squid

The remnants of a guy ejaculating onto a door. Found most commonly on the inside or porta-potties with the resulting shape roughly resembling a squid

Man, those bathrooms are gross, especially with all the door squids in the stalls

by Humantapeworm November 15, 2019


squid tattoo

when you take the ink from a squid and smear it on his/her ass cheeks and then lick it off..

Dan: yo jason you get anything from rob?

Jason: no.. i wanted to give rob a squid tattoo but he was a vegatarian

by Dan Obuck June 11, 2009


squid mouth

What happens when you are chewing on your pen and the ink gets all over your mouth and chin.

Mary got squid mouth when she got lost in Jared's eyes.

by Caution:JaZz January 16, 2017


Deep Fried Squid Balls

When you stick your balls in a deep fryer and say "blub blub i'm an octopus nigga" and then fuck someone

person: "aye me and this bitch made deep fried squid balls"

by xvx_k1r1t0_xvx_killme January 21, 2022


Squishy Squid

When you press your penis against a window with an audience and urinate at the same time while rubbing it around

Holy shit, Zach is giving us the squishy squid. Ewwww. It’s so small

by Bikenonsense February 11, 2024


BIG SQUID

The act of having a big dick and fucking everything up In your way

I was at work when big squid face fucked a grinder

by Gdsuhvv he c February 17, 2021


One Man Squid Game

Wink WInk

My mom caught me doing the ONE MAN SQUID GAME

by Among US FANBOY November 3, 2022