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squid tattoo

when you take the ink from a squid and smear it on his/her ass cheeks and then lick it off..

Dan: yo jason you get anything from rob?

Jason: no.. i wanted to give rob a squid tattoo but he was a vegatarian

by Dan Obuck June 11, 2009


squid mouth

What happens when you are chewing on your pen and the ink gets all over your mouth and chin.

Mary got squid mouth when she got lost in Jared's eyes.

by Caution:JaZz January 16, 2017


Deep Fried Squid Balls

When you stick your balls in a deep fryer and say "blub blub i'm an octopus nigga" and then fuck someone

person: "aye me and this bitch made deep fried squid balls"

by xvx_k1r1t0_xvx_killme January 21, 2022


Watching the squids fly

A glitch in Minecraft, which is used as a method of keeping yourself entertained while you wait for your friends to get back online so you can prank them.

"Well, until my friend gets back, I suppose I'm just sitting here watching the squids fly."

by Fruitcakebro August 21, 2023


Squid Roast

Squid roast is a derivative of the common Australian Vernacular phase "spit roast". a Spit Roast, in turn, is similar to the American root phrase "finger cuffs" made famous in the 1997 film Chasing Amy by Kevin Smith.

A squid roast is when a particularly eager and morally apathetic lady takes as many cocks as she can. Similar to a gang bang and differs only slightly in that (8) is the magic number of cocks required to achieve true squid roast status.

The first (4) are pretty obvious, but finding places for the next (4) is quite challenging and often leads to a something akin to a snake mating ball.

My girlfriend said she wants a squid roast for her Birthday, and if I'm nice she'll let me watch.

by Yankee down under March 22, 2022


Weak squid

When there is an 8 man gangbang, put your dicks together facing the same way, like the tentacles of a squid

That weak squid we did last night was so arousing.

by d0gl0g November 24, 2019


Croatian squid

When you put a squid on your penis like a condom and penetrate your girlfriends vagina with the tentacles slapping your testicles.

I want to try the Croatian squid with my girlfriend but the squids I buy at the market are too big.

by Flipblip July 6, 2024