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When someone is just so freakin hungry they disregard all laws of physics and, without hesitation, will eat that delicious outmeal cream pie that's currently on the floor. Who knows how many decades ago this poor Little Debbie fell on the floor, but it's still fully intact, and it tastes good, which is all that matters.
Fred: Aw man, my cookie fell on the floor.
Melvin: You're not gonna eat it??!
Fred: Are you kidding? It's already been 5.092 seconds! I can't eat that infected piece of @#$!!
Melvin: Well, you know I live by the nobody stepped on it rule man.
*Melvin eats cookie*
Fred: DUDE YOU'RE GONNA GET MALARIA!!
R.I.P. Melvin: 1988-2008
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sexual intercourse performed in an awkward and/or lack lustre manner.
i was very drunk and gave her the two step shuffle
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Meaning that person gone step up to the plate. Like he gone show u wats up.
Jake didn’t want to tell her the truth but, Sam.... HE gone step!
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This is when the shit comes from you arse faster than you can make it to the crapper. AKA Reah
I felt a gurgle in my stomach as I danced the Aztec Two Step down the hall.
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The Universal Saying Meaning MOVE FASTER!
I was Stepping On Someones Shoes because she was movin to damn slow!
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A method to get high quality women because women will be the ones chasing you, but the attractive ones won’t approach first.
Matt: Hey, how did you have hook up with the hottest girl in the party?
Brad: Simple, I approached her, and she was chasing after me. Two steps forward, one step back.
A sexual position invented in Wisconsin where the female is climbing a ladder (most often that of a deer stand) and has her legs on 2 different steps. The man then approaches from behind and uses the ladder as leverage to create powerful and deep thrusts.
"We were on our way up to the stand and the bitch said she was horny so i gave her the ol' Wisconsin 2 Step"
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