a very loud white guy who can be a dick at times but once you get to know him he is one of kindest guys you will ever meet
A slightly less-common word for "Incredibly hot babe who also happens to be hot and chill. He wears the slickest clothes and eats at the chillest restaurants. He is friends with the hottest dudes. Imagine being anything other than a Stephen Hastings in 2018 LUL."
It is a less-common variant of the above, but still widely used in general speech.
That beaver is an absolute Stephen Hastings. Look at it roar.
Man with sexual interests in birds, usually used in british school language.
Nick: "Oh Prakrit look at that man hiding in that tree he has a raging boner for those wings"
Prakrit: ""He's such a Stephen!"
The best guy with the biggest cock
Omg theres stephen jones he has a massive one
The version of sloppy seconds for people who really don’t fucking care. Could be seconds, could be fourths, could be 10 different guy’s loads in. Popular practice in the Central - North Devon area in the UK where young ladies collect vast quantities of jizz
“Holy Fuck!” exclaimed Stephen, “I got sloppy Stephens on a fat girl in Sandford last night & it was like punching a wet lasagne!”
The worst person on earth you will ever meet. He likes to be a BIG dick to everyone and anyone. There is no escape to him. When he sees you he will kick and hit you with no questions asked.
If you see him run.
Is that Stephen Baetens?
Yes it is, RUN!
An unknown person,shy and quiet but also outgoing and loud. He has times where hes sad but later happy. Bipolar mixed personalities (not a ynw melly joke). A different person.
Did you notice stephen?
Stephen who
Lang
Stephen lang has alot of secrets