That Reminds Me of A Story

So I'm driving my truck, right, anyway, HITLER jumps out into the middle of the road! Anyway i'm like, "HITLER GET OUT THE WAAAAAYYYYYYY" but he can't hear me cause he got airpods in. So yeah. That's how I killed Hitler.

Joe: So how was your day?
Mama: THAT REMINDS ME OF A STORY, So I'm driving my truck, right, anyway, HITLER jumps out into the middle of the road! Anyway i'm like, "HITLER GET OUT THE WAAAAAYYYYYYY" but he can't hear me cause he got airpods in. So yeah. That's how I killed Hitler.

Tradin' War Stories

To exchange personal stories of hard times in the past among one another

2pac's "Tradin' War Stories."

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Purple Spaghetti Story

A Purple Spaghetti Story is an unnecessarily long, convoluted joke which feels more like a story and ends with a unrelated, usually familiar punch line. Sometimes also called a Shaggy Dog Story - although purple spaghetti stories involve … spaghetti vs dogs.

Over dinner, Richard told his nephews, Aaron and Zack his famous " Purple Spaghetti Story about his son, Jeremy getting sent to the principal’s office for passing notes in class. In this version of the story, Jeremy was expelled from school even though all the note said was “Purple Spaghetti”. By the time Richard was finished with the thirty-minute meandering diatribe, the boys had fallen asleep and missed the punch line about “looking both ways before you cross the street”.

My Story Animated

A YouTube channel that mainly posts made-up stories. Some stories may be real, but it’s rare to find those. It grew more in popularity because of the Leaflent artstyle.

Have you watched My Story Animated yet?

Lesbian sex story

Alright let's get to the point.

Lesbian sex story: Mei had come home from a long day from work. Sh sat her purse on the table and went straight to her room. When she opened the door to se her girlfriend Ash, funny nude on the bed. "Come on I dont bite" Ash says full of lust. Mei walks up to the bed as Ash gets up from the bed and starts unbuttoning Mei's shirt as Mei caresses Ash's wet pussy. Mei moans is excitement and Ash takes off her pants as Mei takes off her blouse. Mei slams Ash onto the bed and starts making out with her as Ash takes off Mei's bra and slips off her underwear. "now the fun can begin." Mei spreads Ash's legs apart and licks her deep in her drenched pussy and Ash moans. "Deeper~ go deeper~ and harder~" while still in Ash's pussy, Mei wiggles her tongue faster and goes deeeper. With her hands she starts to playfully squish and poke Ash's nipples and huge titties. Mei comes up and gasps for air and seductively licks her lips. Ash flips so shes on top of Mei and plays with her wet, juicy, pussy. "Come on baby, fuck me. Fuck me till I cant feel myself anymore. FUCK ME UNTILL I CUM, CUM ALL OVER." Mei begs "You dirty slut. I'll fuck you HARDER THAN THAT." After that, Ash starts sucking and softly biting Mei's nipple while using four fingers to finger Mei. She moans in such delight "Deeper mommy~ DEEPER~~" So she goes deeper and Mei starts to cum. "Y-Yess mommy make me cum more~" They continued their sex until both was passed out and the sheets were covered in cum and their "juice".

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Long Story Short

Taking a long story and summarizing its main points, skipping over unnecessary details

I wanted to tell you all about my amazing day , but long story short, I totaled your car!!

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cool story bro

An appropriate response to a story that went nowhere and/or was completely uninteresting.

"This one time me and my brother were eating sandwiches and he was like 'dude, I hate mustard' and I was like 'yeah.'"
"Cool story bro."

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