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So this guy went into his moms closet to find dress socks. In the pile of socks he finds strawberry flavored lube. He is now scarred for life and his friends call him strawberry.
Person 1: "hey I found strawberry flavored lube in my moms closet the other day"
Friend1: "hahaha strawberry!" *points and laughs*
Friend2: "why was it strawberry flavored"
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the womans heat taste so sweet its almost as good as a strawberry
man 1: wow it tastes so sweet..taste like strawberries
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A really nasty splattered, flinging, smelly, sticky, liquid, floating, off-the-walls kind of shit. Usually only occurs when a normal person (anyone not from mexico) consumes a fruit or vegetable grown in Mexico.
Dude, I just layed a mexican strawberry all over your bathroom...
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Sorry, Kat. But I used your name because I knew you would see it.
Just wanted to reassure you that you're not alone in having to deal with what's-his-face's titanic idiocy.
Nice to meet you too, by the way :)
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When a man has vaginal intercourse with a woman on her period, then afterwards without cleaning his penis off, continues to have anal sex.
Dude, my girlfriend totally gave me a chocolate covered strawberry this morning.
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1)An obvious combination of three seperate sexually perverse maneuvers, being:
1.The Dirty Sanchez 2.A Strawberry Short Cake, and 3.The Abe Lincoln.
2) About as low as a man can be in his mistreatment of a woman at their most vulnerable moment.
see also- Dirty sanchez, strawberry short cake and Abe Lincol
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whats a strawberry milk-shake? When a man cums in a persons mouth and then punches them in the mouth and the blood and cum mix together. When you have a 'Strawberry Milk-Shake kink' you find pleasure in it.
"oh by the way, shyla over there has a strawberry milkshake kink"
"wtf is that?"
"i guess she likes for her boyfriend to cum in her mouth and punch her in the mouth so it makes a 'strawberry milkshake'"
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