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Refers to masturbating an uncircumcised penis.
Hey, I was with Kenneth last Friday and he asked his girlfriend if she wanted to stroke the tortoise; in front of everyone.
An event when you wheeze out in laughter and inhale back in so intensely that it resembles a stroke or a seizure.
Sam: *starts laughing insanely hard*
Pam: Oh my god, Sam! Are you okay?
Cam: Call an ambulance! Sam had a seizure!
Sam: *wheezes out* "No, it's a-" *wheezes* "happy stroke!"
Anabee couldn't make the Linux Outlaws show today; she was too busy stroking the white cat.
best known groupchat on discord, lives up to its reputation by being offensive to everyone
Tim: "Did you see Rachel got invited to girlies stroking session?"
Tom: "No way... I'm so jealous."
The proper way of explaining a good ole' hand job and blowjob combo. As stated in the title, obviously one cannot cum without the other. It's not necessary that she chokes, but if she does, bonus!
Last night I was just trying to enjoy my Mac Demarco album when this chick started giving me a stroke & choke
To have a stroke, whilst also being a virgin
Poor Tom had a flaccid stroke, now he's never going to get laid.