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A creepypasta about a lost episode of spongebob.
TLDR
squidward k*lls himself.
FULL VERSION
Squidward has a dream where he plays the clarinet on stage and everyone laughs at him including Spongebob and Patrick.
He then wakes up and we hear silence for 30 seconds.
Then he starts crying really hard. Then it zooms into his eyes which are hyper-realistic. Then his eyes start bleeding. Scenes of dead children start flashing between. Than a voice says “do it” then he put the gun in his mouth and k*lls himself. The final scene is his corpse laying on the bed with an eye popping out.
OK THAT WAS A LOT. Sorry if you get nightmares
Man 1 : Look up suicidal squidward it’s such a great episode
Man 2: Shut up, you know for a fact that it’s a creepypasta
A perfect definition of myself.
A person who wants to just sleep the rest of their life and never again be disturbed.
Alen: I want to rest a bit.
Kier: Me too, for the rest of my life.
Alen: What are you talking about, Kier? Do you want to die?
Kier: No I don't.
Alen: Then what are you talking about resting for the rest of your life?
Kier: I just wanna sleep and not wake up anymore, I want a rest. I wanna escape in this world and sleep peacefully alone.
Alen: ....
Kier: I am a suicidal person afterall.
The rare "suicide headache" is lesser-known than migraines, widely misunderstood, and often described as the worst pain known to humans.
Suicide headache's are so rare that most people have never even heard of them.
The act of willfully falling for someone to the extent all other interests pale in comparison. When you fall for someone and no longer wish to go after anyone else.
(This is in no way meant to romanticize suicide if you or someone you know is experiencing suicidal thoughts or are at risk please reach out and help them or yourself get access to appropriate services.)
"I think you've effectively committed Romantic Suicide"
"How you feel would be Romantic Suicide"
A fat depressed Indian who is going to commit suicide
Aidan is a suicidal Indian
When you tape a knife to your dick and penetrate her
*penetrates with a knife*
*Girl dies from blood loss*
That's how you do the suicidal dick
An phrase expressed as a reaction of having something good happen to you. It’s like the opposite of wanting to die.
Bro I just won a million dollars. I want to commit opposite suicide right now.