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tainted love

the act of sliding your first two fingers across your gooch, then shaming one of the lowly high school freshmen by smearing your sweaty export all across their dirt stached upper lip. then you sing tainted love.

We were reading Beowulf in English class, and that Grendel bitch reminded me of the word grundle...I asked to go to the bathroom, and on the way back to class I showed Jeremy some of my tainted love.

by Governor December 12, 2006

20๐Ÿ‘ 96๐Ÿ‘Ž


Taint Blaster

To ejaculate a large quantity of semen all over your lovers taint skin.

OFY ! That was a taint blaster load I just blew all over your asshole and twat!

by Dick Weilder October 13, 2008

3๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Taint Exploring

Exploring the under carriage of a Homo Habilis (IPA /ˈhoʊmoʊ ˈhรฆbələs/), or handy man. Taint is often referred to as the fleshy area between the testicals and anus (or Bill as it is commenly called in S.E. Michigan). Exploring is a common term referring to surveying and charting an unknown territory.

When the plumber came over to fix Bill's pipes, he soon found out that Bill is like the Louis and Clark of Taint Exploring.

by John Tonkins July 5, 2006

3๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Taint Bumps

The snorting of a narcotic (i.e. Cocaine or Heroin) off the skin between a persons/animals genitals and anus

Brad: Hey Carb, heard your new boyfriend is a real freak!
Carbon: Yeah, he just called and told me to get some "E" and Blow. Says he wants to do "Taint Bumps" and roll all night with me!
Brad: I'm Jealous!!

by Evil Enzo July 28, 2008

3๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


taint roller

one whom is all "up" on the taints goin from taint to taint

man you one crazy taint roller how many you get last week?

by Jacob January 27, 2005

2๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


taint paint

Wiping your finger, sex toy, or tongue on the taint removing any fecal matter acquired during ass play.

I was fingering this girl in the ass and I had shit all over my finger so I taint painted and got it all clean.

by parkay321 May 17, 2011

2๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


taint

a word used to describe a woman(or a man!) who is a nasty,scandalous,lying,hurtful,evil person whose behavior truly reflects the ugly mindset they live by.

Usually white,middle-aged,unattractive tweaker bag hoe who still thinks they are a hot to trot 20 yr old. Loves to play mind games with people's emotions and has no place in a decent person's life. Derived from the slang word for the area between a man's sack and his asshole,when left unwashed(aka swamp ass), emits a distinctive unpleasant odor that matches the behavior of tbh(tweaker bag hoe)

"She's such a taint!"
bag hoe hoodrat tweaker bitch

by onlyhalfevil@az April 11, 2015

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