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When you have sex during period and after she sucks you
A Canadian Lipstick is the fastest way to refresh your make up after a sexual encounter
A human centipede where the people involved say please and thank you
Oh man that Canadian Trainride was the most polite and disgusting thing I’ve ever seen.
A hockey stick where either end is used as a dildo.
She keeps her hockey stick to use it as a canadian dildo.
Removing the testicles of another person and giving/feeding them to a goose
"I gave Dave a canadian donation because he slept with my wife!"
When you are peeing and you give it one good blast
I was taking a leak and wanted to finish up so I gave it the Canadian push.
When in Canada, your best pal pees in your mouth, and it will eventually turn into a Canadian Windpipe due to it freezing in your mouth.
"Ay, can you please give me a Canadian Windpipe? My throat is parched." - Dr. Hoffman
take your erect penis and put it in a pancake or waffle topped with maple syrup (or day other syrup if you know what I mean). after this is done you add your desired sprinkles or toppings. after the treat is filled around your penis, you feed the Canadian bayonet to your respected partner(s)
We fed the Canadian Bayonet to our bae's