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A small county where half the people are rich and stupid and the other half are meth addicts. The kids spend all their time smoking pot while their douche bag parents do meth. This county hides everything from the public eye and not gonna lie if you learn they’re secrets they won’t ley you leave. All the teens are suicidal and have cuts all over their bodies. If you don’t get out of this county by 21 chances are you aren’t getting out.
Garrett county Maryland
Someone who was decent in high school sports, and thinks it is still relevent years later. Refuses to admit problem when confronted, instead claims jealousy.
Sup Bro is an All County Hasbeen, hanging on to memories from high school football from the mid-90's.
Nickname for Prince George's County in Maryland.
"Pistol Grip County, Murdaland"
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A county in Maryland. Despite it getting a bad rap by snobs around DC and Baltimore, who have never been here, it is one of the fastest growing counties in the state (along with our neighbors Charles and Calvert County). We are the birthplace of religious freedom in the United States and St. Mary's City had the first coffeehouse in North America. St. Mary's resident Margaret Brent was the first woman to act as an attorney in North America. Home of the stuffed ham. Home of Patuxent River Naval Air Station...where many astronauts got their start. Without St. Mary's, Maryland would never have existed. We have rural areas as well as suburbs. We are a bedroom community for Washington DC for those who don't want to deal with Montgomery, PG, and Howard County's yuppie crap.
Person 1: Oh man, you are from St. Mary's County...aren't you all a bunch of hicks?
Person 2: No, my dad tests fighter jets and my mom is a computer systems designer. We drink lattes here too you twit.
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the most amazing band to ever grace the earth. also the ones who were so rudely denied their rightful place at state (that would be first) because the judges (except for one) decided the competition would be more fun if they were high
mary: that band is amazingfully awesome and wonderful
bob: they're definately a mercer county band
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Best musician to ever step foot on earth. Only the sexiest of people listen to this man
Rex Orange County is the best artist ever
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When a cow takes a dump on your chest.
That guy likes to get Wasco County Faired!
Check out that Wasco County Fair on Fuller!
Are you into Wasco County Fair?
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