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Kicking someone right in the butthole really hard causing any possible turds inside to get shoved back UPWARDS!
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When you take a dump, and you feel your poop squeeze out your butt and go into the toilet, but when you look inside the toilet the poop is nowhere to be seen.
Guy #1: Holy shit dude, I just took a ghost dump.
Guy #2: What's that?
Guy #1: I took a huge dump, but there wasn't any poop in my toilet!
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A fast, unprotected sexual meeting between two gay men, where the top "pumps" the bottom and "dumps" his ejaculate inside the receiver.
I need to get off, know anyone up for a quick pump and dump?
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You are hammered drunk and you decide to drop one down, only you find that it happens to be the best damn turd of your young life. It was so good in fact, that you feel as if it was your birthday.
On occasion, the loaf itself refuses to be flushed, enhancing/dampening the birthday effect depending on location.
You are wishing someone happy birthday at a bar, perhaps for their 12:01, and instead of singing the happy birthday song when everyone else is singing it, you yell "take a birthday dump....Jesse Reimer!"
"TAKE A BIRFDAY DUMP" (if ur black)
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Knuckle Dump:
Ejaculation through masturbation.
This girl was so dirty she asked for the old knuckle dump on the chin. The circus is in town people and there WILL be face painting.
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When somebody puts some garbage in your hood when its down. The garabage can range from paper to wrappers, anything with a small enough weight so the unsuspecting person will be unaware. The person who is hood dumped on will go the rest of the day wondering why people are laughing at them until they finally find the trash.
"Dude what's this in my hood?! I found about 20 pieces of paper!"
"Ah, that sucks... Looks like you've been hood dumped."
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when you take a dump that is so loud and intense you end up with hearing loss or other ear damages.
I took a sonic dump last month and i still cant hear anything out of my right ear!!!
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