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Hugo: Have a mint or something - your breath stinks!
Trixie: Sorry, I just ate donkey.
Jerry: Do you want to eat donkey? You've been looking good and I...
Dorothy: Shut up, just shut up. You had me at eat donkey.
Samantha: That dinner you made for me last night was delicious, but now it tastes like crap.
Fred: um...
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To drink coffee as quickly as possible in order to get jacked up on caffeine. Donkey references Juan Valdez
John will be back at his desk in a minute he is just chasing the donkey real quick
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When you are going down on a girl with a pussy snorkel on, shove your thumb up her ass and wait for the kick.
Ashley got the ol' scuba donkey and I got a cracked rib. Worth it.
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A donkey shlong is a penis as dirty as Mexico, known as rusty, corkscrewed, fucked all together. Specific to anal sex
Yeah, I fucked her up the arse with my donkey shlong
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Urban term for a young lady who gives it away easily and is also easy on the eye. Originating in Barcelona, it has since be used by some of the worlds most notorious playa's.
Random tourist: The woman in this country are fit
Mullet: In our country we call them Slut Donkeys
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When engaged in anal sex, you turn the womans face towards you as you are about to ejaculate and punch her in the eye, giving her a shiner. No particular reason, just cause you can.
I totally gave that bitch a donkey shiner...yea i got court in a week austin.
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1) A handjob on holiday involving 2 people who just met.
2) A mythical scenario involving: A deck chair, 3 leprachauns, a banana and 500ml of maple syrup.
3) A Swordfight involving 2 penis's battling in out in a test of endurance and strength.
1) Becky and Steve went to the front deck to start up a jumping donkey.
2) Last night my girlfriend asked me if i was interested in having a Jumping Donkey.
3) The party became extremely heated after Jeff and Mark partook in a Jumping Donkey in the living room.
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