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Someone who's stupid enough to "accidentally" shave off their eyebrows
Me: omg, did u see *friend* yesterday??
Friend: omg yesss they're grandma eyebrows now!!
Me: how do you accidentally shave off your eyebrows?? Wha??
A girl who acts like an old lady. Dresses like an elderly woman, goes to bed early, curses, and is very opinionated.
Don't invite Ruth to go out, she'll want to pull a Grandma Rose and be home in bed by 9p!
A grandma got run over by a reindeer snow globe dome is snorting lines of coke while the female snorts lines of coke off your erect penis and then gives you a blowjob
That silverfox cougar gives the best grandma snow globe dome.
An expression that doesn’t make sense that means someone is so hard to teach about electronics
“He doesn’t even know how to click the start menu! Dumb as Grandma licking the screen“
A mother who is old enough to be their childs grandma Having a kid at 40
"Damn she looks like a grandma parent"
Much like a ratbox, but applied to a much older woman.
"Can you believe how bad this old ladies vag smells? Total Grandma Jefferson."
A little shit who says they love but they don't love you
Grandma:would you like some cookies.
Me:WTF you always make Fucking cookies ya little bitch fuck you I'm out your an annoying grandma