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Max Helyer Is the extremely talented guitarist of English rock band you me at six. He also writes some of their lyrics
Max Helyer is the guitarist of you me at six, without whom the band wouldn't exist. Also his beard game is strong
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When you stick your whole fist in your own ass with the middle finger up for deep penetration
Last night, I max roth’d myself so hard. Can’t wait for tomorrow!
The ultimate level of awesomeness; synonymous for sick nasty.
I just saw Marisa Miller!
You did?
Yeah dude, it was so Max Olive!
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Comes from the German Term "Maximale Härte", which translates to "Incredibly fertile".
This is the name given to a man who impregnates all the women in his field of vision with just one look. They skip 9 pregnancy phases, so they give birth on the spot. The Max Hart also helps with the birth of his quickly conceived child
Oh Look Becky, it´s a Max Hart!
Oh no, the contractions start.
The coolest guy you will ever meet! His handlebar draws all the ladies in and gives him good luck for all his baseball games. He's a sweet, down to Earth guy, that you can't help but love.
Guy: "Who's that guy with the sweet handlebar mustache?"
Other guy: "Uh, that's Handlebar Max."
If someone has any of the following, they're a Max Barbour;
- The type of guy that can get everyone's attention but never give you any back
- They are nice to you if it's just you and them until someone more interesting comes along (even in the middle of a conversation)
- Don't open up despite their clear issues
- THEY NEVER EVER SAY A PROPER GOOD BYE
- The type to rarely message you unless they want something
- You must always please them or be some worth to them or they'll ignore you
- They use "turning up to your hangouts" as a conditional event
- Never say thank you
- Always changes your hangout ideas to what they want to do
- Always says that they're going to pay you back but NEVER EVER mention they owe you anything
- Treats you like a worthless piece of shit and or acts like they can replace you with anyone at anytime
- KEEPS TRYING TO FLEX HIS WEALTH (I'm talking about his work, chicks/guys after him and literally anything you don't have, he will talk about
Overall a Max Barbour is an absolute dickhead to everyone and yet everyone loves him but nobody likes him
Oh look here comes a Max Barbour! Better kiss their ass so they can treat me like shit!