Stds
Have
Really
Excited
Knife play
Shrek was my favourite activity in the bed
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me and I ain’t the sharpest tool in the she ed This is copyrighted isn’t it
Everything is Shrek
Shrek is a very green sexy man he is so sexy i suck his toes every night and i want to wake up to him hes daddy and i would drop anyone for him
Kat: OMG IS THAT MY DADDY
Shrek: GET OUT ME SWAMP YOU STD
Kat: cmere 😏😏
An ogre who is like an onion who has layers
Shrek is like an onion it has layers
Shrek is god, you must pray to him each night and watch his delicious memes
Ava - Did you pray to shrek last night?
Leilani - Oh sneakers, shrek please forgive me
Ava - You nincompoop