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Engine most commonly used around the world. although on a dirt bike they perform terrible because compared to a 2 stroke, they put out more torque rather than HP and torque is not really needed on a 150 lb machine to get up to speed.
Four stroke rider- hey wanna race
Two stroke rider- sure
Four stroke rider- how come you won, my top speed is higher than yours
Two stroke rider- because I got to a
higher speed faster than you could
The art of holding a sword(EXEPTIONS: weapons without guardkatanas{they have guards, but nothing to speak of in this context}) by its edge, using the pommel/guard to make a makeshift hammer.
How to use the Murders stroke in combat: Imagine this: You're facing a knight in a 16th century steel plate armor, and you're only armed with a sword.
What do you do?
Throw a cut at the knight is no use since it will just ricochet off the armor.
What you actually want to go for is grabbing the sword by its edge, and using the guard or pommel to smash into nucks. If there's are nucks nowhere to be found, go for the head.
The act of waiting for your hand to fall asleep before beating your meat with the asleep hand.
I let my hand fall asleep then had a dead mans stroke. It felt like someone else jerkin' me off
When you stroke during the sexual act of riding
“Teach me how to stroke ride” - My Girlfriend
U give tokes (hit of the J) for strokes (self-explanatory)
When your type to someone and you constantly misspell the easiest words. Autocorrect applies to be a phone stroke when you get a word that is nothing to do with the sentence when it corrects
me:
K
Ur gy
Ur hy
Ur gy
other dude: R u okay?
me: Ur gay
No ur gay
fuck had a "phone stroke"
When you go into a bathroom stall at an airport to rub one out before a flight.
Man, I had to go into the bathroom at Love Field for a pop stroke.