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She is the most beautiful girl on this planet, Because she is a unicorn.
She has no horn, but she makes up for it by having sparkly brown eyes.
She loves Emo boys, but Is currently single, but it's just because no boy is good enough for her.
Phwooaar, Look Over there, Theres Saskirawr Unicorn, I'd bang that bitch, but I'm not good enough for her.
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At the end of sex when the man is ready to finish, he stands behind the girls' head and rests his penis on the top and busts the load forward. The penis is the unicorn horn. GET IT!?
"Yeah Jamal, I was with Shanicequa yesterday. We decided to get it on you know, and I finished with the unicorn. She got pretty pissed because I fucked up the upholstery on her new love seat. The Unicorn Finish was pretty fun though. know what I'm sayin'?"
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1. The mixture of Red Bull, Amp. Monster, Rosckstar.. Etc. all in one magical drink
2. if added SPECIAL to the beginning thus getting (Special Unicorn Piss) you add alcohol to this magical prostate tickler and get f**ked up :)
1. a. Yo is that Iced tea?
b. Nope this is Unicorn Piss!
2. a. I'm really in the mood to get messed up.
b. Here, i have some Special Unicorn Piss.
a. Thanks!
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A magical pony that has wings and a horn. And is filled with pure magic and candy, but is only in a Utopia.
Ariel: i wish i had a Majestic Unicorn.
Cassandra: There is no such thing.
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1. (N) Small canisters of compressed nitrous oxide intended for cooking and baking purposes, which are inhaled for a momentary high.
2. (Compound Verb with "do") The act or process of inhaling nitrous oxide from small compressed canisters or compressed cans of whipped cream.
How do you not like whipits? It's Hippie Crack, Unicorn Gas Brother..
When someone hits another person in there penis while there penis is Erect
Guy 1:I heard u got unicorn slapped dude guy 2: Yeah dude it fucking hurt
An unstable unicorn is a person who gets horny at random times, or just at all times.
A: "my girlfriend is literally always horny. Shes such an unstable unicorn."
B: "yea, I wouldnt date Ellie. Shes an unstable unicorn. I mean unless you are too...."