Beached whale

Also known as Desi. A large goober-headed she/male with a body that resembles a trash bag filled with mango pulp. It's face is the spitting image of a bulldog, and like a bulldog, desi will hump anything with, or without, a pulse. Smells like a sun-dried tuna fish, and close sources say it is so womped it looks like a Picasso down there. Stay away from the desi. It might sit on you, or eat you. It's unpredictable.

This beached whale is just another reminder that accidents DO happen and some people should put a condom on it.

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Whale Hole

A female's vaginal thats been around the block to many times. The word Whale Hole simply means "blown out vagina."

Female:1 "On God!!! girl, Jessica is so thirsty with her loose pussy ass. Must be from all those black dude's she been fucking." Female:2 "mhmm girl my boyfriends, nephews, big cousin was fucking with that white girl an he told my boyfriend she was more blew out than a Whale Hole. Female:1 "On God, that trick thirsty and nasty af.

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Whale-Chomp

The act of accidentally squeezing the testicles very roughly between closed, bent legs.

origin: The thighs, when opened and closed, look like a whale's mouth.

Carlos whale-chomped himself.

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Blue whale

A sex pose in which, you stab your eract penis into your female's nostril, keeping it there untill her face turns blue, then you pull it out and watch the flow of liquid from the nostril, just like a whale.

blue whale :

I 'blue-whaled' your mother last night. and she enjoyed it.

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Whale Hunting

The act of Hunting Down "whales" at parties and social gatherings. singling out, and taking down unwanted whales in social settings. Most effective when making eye contact.

Whale Hunting
"this party is pretty awesome bro"
"yeah it is! (fatties walk in)
"shit, we've got a whale pod in here"
" MAN THE HARPOONS!!"
"take em down, BOOM BOOM BOOM"
"HARPOONED!"
(girls leave unhappily)
"Nice whale hunting bro)

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sand whale

A large person who seems to go to the beach more often then necessary.

Wow, look at that Sand Whale over there, I hop I don't become it's din din plawks.

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Whale pussy

A woman who is so fat her pussy is the size of a whale’s

Dude I heard she’s so fat that she has whale pussy

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