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When someone is passed out from alcohol, one proceeds to place the one who is passed out in the bathtub, afterwhich they are covered with old nearly rotten deli meats.
Johnny passed out at the kegger, so we deli bathed him with rotten salami.
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A act of desperation in which one needs to shit but can't get to a bathroom. One climbs into tree and takes a dump directly down into a birdbath in order to avoid public detection.
I couldn't get home fast enough after Chipotle so I had to execute a Bird Bath Maneuver.
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1. A place where ancient Romans would gather in order to bathe and meet up with others.
2. The act of flatulating while taking a shower with another. Similiar to a Dutch Oven.
1. Phelonius and Pedaphylia went to the Roman Bath House in order to scent there skin and get some.
2. While taking a shower, Kim made such a nasty Roman Bath House Jason thought he might hurl.
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A sexual act consisting of one partner defecating into a pillow case. The case is then tied closed and used, pillow fight style, to beat the other partner.
Hey, did you hit that shit last night?
Ya, man, and when we finished, I gave her the old Bed, Bath, and Beyond.
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Trying to put your penis and nut sack inside a woman/man (what ever you prefer) anus all at the same time' hens the saying as it is as hard as.
Once i pulled off the dog in the bathtub, I found it was much harder to remove them then put them in.
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When a small child is bathing in a bath tub and they release a combination of defecate and air out of their anus, causing the bath water to slightly change color and bubble. The adult supervisor then kicks the child out of the bathtub and tries to repeat the process themselves, playing in the feces and bubbles while also ingesting them orally. Traditional Alabama Bubble Bath's also include finding fecal chunks and smearing them into the nipple.
Jimmy? He's my son; I love him. We take Alabama Bubble Baths every night. It's so healthy for your skin and he doesn't even know that I rub his shit across my body and swirl it around my mouth.
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