Angular Beef

When you can't find the word to describe a feeling or process. Replace it with "angular beef".

Ah crap! I can't figure this angular beef shit out!

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beef drape

A labia that protrudes abnormally far from the rest of the vagina.

See also: beef curtain

I removed Becky's panties expecting to find a well stuctured snizz instead all I found was a mangled mess of battered labia. As if reading my mind, she said, "What you dont like my beef drapes?"

I vomited.

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bikini beef

Extra fleshy meat visibly bulging around the material of a woman's bikini when the wearer exceeds the legal bikini wearing limits. Bikini beef is unavoidable when a woman who is 5 feet tall and weighs 200 pounds wears a bikini.

Get a load of the side of bikini beef over there! That's just plain wrong.

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fake beef

Someone who so full of shit that they believe their own lie. Word is in referance to the fake food models displayed in Japanese resturants.

That fake beef thinks he can do everything.

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Beef Curtains

The excess skin of the female genetalia (labia) which serve no purpose other than tying in knots or posing in the "butterfly" position.

The new issue of Hustler had a bitch with 3 inch beef curtains. I love them.

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beef stew

A huuuuge fart, in someones face. most likely wet.

I remember getting beef stew when i was younger.

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Teri Beef

An extremely floppy or giant labia. Not desirable by most men, unless you are really really...rrreeaaalllyyy into "eating out" at locations serving terry beef and wouldn't mind it for desert as well...with your date...and her ugly ass teri vagina.
Origin:west side island of Kauai.
AKA, Gefilte Fish (if Labia is of lighter origin)

(wind blows)
*flap*flap*flap*
Guy:Do you hear a flag???
Girl: no, it's my teri beef.
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