anything chill

what one would do when stoned. eg. sit for hours on end listening to music, watching TV, and/or eating.

dude no. 1:hey man, whatchoo wanna do tonight?
dude no. 2: whatever, man.
dude no. 1: aw, fuck it. lets just do anything chill.

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netflix and chill

Pretty much saying u wanna have sex and while playing Netflix in the background.

Steve- Hey wanna watch Netflix and chill
Molly- Yea sure ;)
Steve- I'll buy the condoms
Molly- Ok bae ;D

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Dock it and Chill

Said to people that are stressed out about life, work, school, etc.

Also used when on a boat, when you need to lay low or want to stop somewhere for a bite to eat or something to drink.

Means slow down for a minute and take a breath and then start from there

or

Stop what your doing and relax for awhile / Take a Break / Lock it up

Jeff : I won't be able to go to Univeristy next year and my girlfriend dumped me , and my cat died and I lost my Job

Zach: Dude Just Dock it and Chill

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Pirate one : We need to ditch the drugs
Pirate two : We just need to Dock it and Chill for a few hours

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Captian : this looks like a good place to stop for a beer
First Mate : Dock it and Chill

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Nic : I think we can get the painting done before 5 pm
Mitch : It's Lunch time now so just Dock it and Chill

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Peter: This biology homework sucks
Ben: lets Dock it and Chill and watch some tv !

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j. chill

just chill

"j. chill man."

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chilling with myself

instead of chilling with you friends, you take the day to just jerk off.

bro #1: "Yo, we hanging out today?" bro #2: "Not today, man. I think ill just be chilling with myself." bro #1: "Okay, tomorrow then."

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Daddy Chill

Originally meant for Telling your dad, an older am or a friend named "Chill", to relax.
But then everybody started saying it for no reason.

Male In An annoying High Pitch Voice: DaDdy ChIlL
Other Person:* Annoyed Because because he literally says it for no reason other to be funny which hes not*.

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Vote and chill

Netflix and chill with a ballot. Vote and chill is clearly superior because heated debates over candidates, ballot measures and initiatives is sexier than any episode of “Friends” could ever hope to be.

Last Tuesday Blair invited me over to vote and chill and wow — I never thought fufilling one’s civic duty could be so sexy.

Josh: Wanna vote and chill?
Nelle: Show me what democracy looks like ;)