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An up-and-coming band founded by The Majestic Greg Miller who will be releasing their first single "Daemon Hatfield Is A Cat" sometime around the release date of Rock Band 2.
"The Crab Tree Connection is the greatest band ever!"
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The most skillful martial art in the world
I'm the master of the Philippino crab walk
Crab walk lock is a sexual position in which a female "traps" the male by a wrapping her legs around their waist during intercourse and locking the position during climax. The secret to this lock is by forming a super human, crab-like grip by the ankles the moment the male ejaculates spreading his seeds, in which "pulling out" becomes ineffective. The success rate for this technique is extremely high. While the female's egg becomes fertilized, and the male becomes an instant father without compromise.
"I'm going to pull out now .... what are you doing? are you doing the crab walk lock?! .. stop.!!!" *GAAAAAAA**
squeezing the sack in between the two thighs while trying to fork.
Judy crab crackered Joes' sack last night.
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Where all the crabs go to get steamed!
Person 1: Hey, where you going tonight? (Person 1 is a crab)
Person 2: The crab pot! (Person 2 is also a crab or somesuch shellfish)
(Both are getting steamed)
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When you see a bunch of sunburnt people (usually tourists) together in one spot.
Dude 1 "Hey look at that crab pot there hundreds of em! the burnt buggers!"
Dude 2 "I'm hungry now"
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The Japanese Crab Stroke is a sex act where a man/women masturbates a women/man bearing a jungle of pubic hair full of pubic lice. Not to be confused with the Japanese Crab Surprise when a man begins the act but ends up finding a penis where he expected a vagina.
Anne: I've got an itch literally ;)
Joe: Japanese Crab Stroke?
Anne: Ok
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