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After having two beers, you act and pretend to be the best coil tuber on planet earth and proceed to act like a jive turkey. It acts as one of the strongest women repellents know to man
A complete tomato head who smokes 2 packs of cigarettes a day; a real disgusting individual
Bundy: I used to rig in and frac all by myself
Co-worker: oh man, he’s got the Fischer flu
When large multinationals host regional or worldwide meetings and invite one to two people from each country to come and discuss business in overheated or overcooled rooms, then fly back the next day to their countries to quick disperse the virus.
I'm not feeling too well today - must have been my colleague who coughed on me after she came back from that Swine Flu Summit last week in Malta.
The name parents and teachers use to describe the condition children, and sometimes teenagers, get when they don’t want to go to school for a day. From the time they wake up to the time they would be getting home, they seem inconsolable and close to death, but as soon as school is over they’re healthy and happy.
S: EHS Front Office
P: Hi, I’m Mrs. Bueller, my son Ferris is a bit under the weather
S: Oh my goodness ma’am, is he okay?
P: I think he’ll be fine. It seem like it’s just a case of the eight hour flu. I’m not too worried.
This is a WORD from a game call PLAGUE:INC and it will Change simians' IQ.This virus Made Inspired by a film Made call Dawn of the Planet of the Apes. 此词汇来自一款叫做瘟疫公司的游戏.该病毒会提高猩猩智商.且设计灵感来源于猩球黎明电影
Simian flu is changing simians' IQ.
Being sick and realizing that it's because you're pregnant.
Jenny: I've been sick for the past three weeks.
Betty: Sound like you have the baby flu.
A loo roll that has been panic bought due to a viral outbreak
Folks are hoarding they’re flu rolls like crazy I can’t get any, supermarket shelves are empty, had to buy extra copies of the daily mail
When you are at home, sick from work/school with the Flu. You have no energy, but gather the strength to masterbate. Ideally, you do not use the same Kleenex that are riddled with mucus- or you do
Jeff- Bro what did you get up to last week? We missed you at work
Jeffrey- Boss, I had the Flu, I did manage to have a Flu Nut though, which eased the symptoms