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(verb.) When One Jumps off an elevated area thus landing his or her genetalia on the victims head in a Hammering Motion.
-A Vertical Cock Slap.
Dude i Just Banana Hammerd Cody and he started to cry.
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Once a successful raper, now a TV Preecher
Stoners watching teh church channel noticed a familiar face, MC Hammer!
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The act of getting extremely drunk or being extremely drunk.
"I am hammer time" (barfing in the snow)
"Hey! It's my birthday, let's get hammer time."
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After a hard days work, and you are ready to hit up the bar.
A forty five minute drinking binge, as soon as you get out of work.
Hey Mario its almost hammer time!
ex.2 Its hammer time!
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do you want to go bowling?
- that would be hammer time
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Used in reference of some one or some thing that is being or is stupid.
This is not to be confused for "As dumb as a box of rocks." or "soft as a sneaker full of puppy shit."
Man your as smart as a bag of hammers.
Thats as dumb as a bag of hammers.
The cheerleader is as soft as a sneaker full of puppy shit.
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Hottie with a body. Probably a big football doucher. One of the best looking people you will ever meet. Always has 2 ladies around him because he smells fantastic.
Look at Hammer over there with 8 ladies talking to him.
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