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When a dude masturbates in the shower using his girlfriend’s, wife’s or mom’s exfoliating body scrub for lubricant. Akin to jacking oneself with a sheet of sandpaper.
My cock is literally raw from that scrub job.
My mom’s apricot scrub is the best scrub job lube ever.
When a man puts his penis through the hole of a donut and a women eats it off then proceeds to give him head
"oh this donut is so tasty"
"thats great now suck my dick"
" lemme finish the donut job"
The act of giving a handjob and giggling.
My chick was so high last night that she ended up giving me a laugh job.
Using another guys semen as lube while jacking off.
Gay locker room conversation. .. Cory " Man, Luke L. has the slickest semen for a slime job." Nick "Ya, I know."
An condition caused by the daily grind and stress of one's job or career to the extent that it becomes emotionally and physically unbearable.
JOB-ITIS builds in you over time and is caused by a combination of work situations, such as: having to work late, giving 150% and no one notices, hardly taking any vacation or sick time, pretending to ignore when your boss takes credit for your ideas, suffering the slings and arrows of the vicious political atmosphere in your office, getting passed over for that well-deserved raise or promotion, pretending not care when an underling is promoted above you just because he/she sucks up to the boss, feeling physically sick when you wake up on a work day or just walk into the office.
To discretely penetrate your partner with your finger(s) in public, going completely unnoticed by others.
I totally gave my girlfriend a slip job at the movies tonight and her mom didn't even notice.
When a female (usually of less than average attraction ) uses a tree, limb, or any other non edible organic substance to reach orgasm.
Ugly Amber got caught giving her self a tree job in the park.