gnarly mother

A male in their 40's that must have 2 of the following traits,

1. Must be missing at least 2 teeth(one must be in the front).
2. Does not have to don a mullet.
3. Facial hair must be present(hair should not be trimmed since highschool).
4. Has either owned/operate a meth lab.
5. Tattos on neck/head.
6. Has a permanent tan.
7. Works for some type of construction company in Pa. Prefers the masonry/concrete field.

Shawn "Dude I was at Wal-mart last night and there was this gnarly mother in line buying some sudafed."
Brett "He was probably smurphing for the season."

ur'e mother

your mother but ur'e

person 1: your mother
person 2: ur'e
or

person 1: ez bro youre bad
person 2:ur'e mother

Mother’s Teet

3 or more people with heightened levels of self loathing each pour a Four Loko into a vessel, ideally a bucket, upon which time each individual uses a bendy straw to collectively chug the contents in as little time as possible

Last weekend we got together and did Mother’s Teet in the backyard

Mother Fooker

Mother Fucker...but Irish

Some random Irish guy:That fecker is annoying as hell what a Mother Fooker
Callmekevin: Hope you're not talking about me

Greek mother

A vicious monster that has a powerful weapon called the pantofla and it's looking for lazy kids that don't eat their fasolakia

Eat your food or the greek mother will come and kick your ass

Mother bitcher

Mother bitcher is when you litteraly dont know how to swear and say anything that comes to your mouth

"You mother bitcher, I swear to cum bro you always vagina."
"Thats not how you swear..."
"SHUT THE SHITTING UP"

Unusual Mother

A weird, geeky, gothy, nerdy, alt, and/or strange mom of one or more sticky, loud, ridiculous, crazy monster called a child.

Lena is dancing to Spooky, Scary Skeletons with her kids in the front yard at midnight with witch hats and broomsticks in April *again*, she's such an unusual mother.