A word made up by the famous bay area rapper Andre Nickatina
basically it means a hoe who really isnt down.. a girl who is pg 13
to us pimps we dont like girls that arent down to fuck or do other shit.. since hes a pimp and most girls might not want to be tricked out
he would get mad and call them mickey mouse hoes
first heard in his song N yo Eyes
basically we want more mature girls who are down for w.e not girls who wont fuck on a first date who act all pg nd shit
see also:
Mickey Mousing
guy #1
I took this bitch out on a date and everything
took her back to my place and she wouldnt even take her pants off.. talking about we need to know eachother better
guy #2
Breh you know you gotta stop messin around with them mickey mouse hoes they never quick to give it up, they always scared nd shit
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Stupid faggot mouse who needs to fucking die and and a lie and to stop the lie that he can fly because we all know he canβt fly because heβs a stupid stupid faggot mouse
Billy:look at that stupid faggot mouse
Lily:he smells like old pussy and onions
Billy:hey !thats what I was Gonna say!
Lily:you look like that stupid faggot mouse
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When your gal is on her shark week amd you're horney, you stick your hands in her pants to find the string to pull it out of her vagina.
String refers to the tail of the cotton mouse.
"Bro we were on the couch netflixing and chill and it took me only 5 mins before I was chasing the cotton mouse."
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Guy 1: Hey I just got Mickey Mouse cheese
Guy 2: How?
Guy 1: Dealing cocaine
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The face you make when somebody gives you an inappropriate gift. Like when your cat brings you a dead mouse. You appreciate the effort but you can't fathom their thinking.
Dude! I guess Aunt Clara forgot you're not twelve anymore. You should have seen your Dead Mouse Mug when you realized she'd given you PJ's again for Christmas!
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The act of an Alabama Mouse Squeak is when a man drowns his penis in melted cheese in order to lube a woman's vagina. After the woman's vagina is properly lubed the man will stick a mouse or hamster in to the woman. In order to finish the man must find the mouse with his penis and scoop it out before the rodent finds and nibbles on the woman's clitoris. Usually the victims are cousins and must tell there respective parents within 30 minuets of preforming this great work of art.
Last night me and my cousin tried a Alabama Mouse Squeaker, I found that sucker in 5 minuets.
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(Noun) A tattoo of poor quality. Examples include
- Jailhouse or kitchen tattoos
- Tattoos drawn by inexperienced or non-professional artist.
- Tattoos of a nonsensical subject matter, the example from which the term is derived.
- Poorly placed tattoos
- Tattoos that remain outlines or incomplete
βThat idiot was covered head to toe in Mickey Mouse Tattoos.β
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