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When a stranger stares at you while masturbating and for whatever reason you can't leave, usually occurs in the subway. If not paying attention worst case scenario may result in being cumfaced.
Oh my god Carrie you are not going to believe this! Samantha got New yorked again on the subway. At least this time she avoided getting it in the face.
A 'media' just as fake as the CNN. Fox News claims to be "fair and balanced", but they are probably further right than Donald Trump is himself. Like the CNN, they have a propensity to spout pseudoscience, racist articles and conspiracy theories. In short, FOX News is the same as the CNN in terms of factual reporting, but with a right wing bias, whereas CNN leans more towards the left.
"Black lives matter says it stands with Hamas terrorists in Israeli conflict" The last time I checked, BLM is a group to raise awareness of the inequalities black people are facing systemically. Right wing whataboutery at it's finest. Of course this article has been proven to be false.
"NASA fudged the numbers to make 1998 the hottest yer to overstate the extent of global warming" - More Anti climate change pseudoscience to downplay the seriousness of climate change to encourage the feeble minded anti-science conspiracy theorists that the scientists are lying to us about the severity of climate change. Again, this article has been disproven by fact checkers.
"Biden's climate requirements" will "cut 90% of red meat from diet" to a "max 4 lbs per year" and "one burger per month.- Right this rumour started because of the British Tabloid called "Daily Mail" who posts far right, racist bullshit. Daily Mail bring Daily Mail subtly linked it to a 2020 study on meat consumption, though the study is completely unrelated to politics or global issues going on in the world. Joe Biden mentioned nothing about reducing red meat consumption at the White House as to alleviate climate change.
FOX News- fAiR aNd BaLaNcEd
To completley fuck up the easiest of carpentry tasks.
"Hey I think you new miked by board, its 6 inches too short."
Camden Town the bustling cultural center of London the style of street art the canal is a glistening beacon of chill. But this old town is just that an old town it’s popularity is dwindling the new Camden is like a blessing from god the new name of the UT area of south west London especially Kingston UT is the greatest christening it could achieve
Come we go Camden Town g
Nah u battyman let’s go new Camden
A place in Schuylkill County Pennsylvania, located on the outskirts of Pottsville. Where young little faggots, "hipsters", and "thugs" like to go and have bush parties. They usually occur after friday night home football games and consist of teens from 8-12 grade. Consists of music, alcohol, Cigarettes, and Weed
Skook 1: "Yo bot! Wanna go to new philly tonight? Theres gonna be a keg or two"
Skook 2: "Iight. As long as we get stoned"
Skook 1: "Dont worry, i got some bud and cigs"
Small town in Kent that mainly consists of miserable old cunts, crackheads, weed-smoking kids and the odd homeless fella sat at Sainsbury's.
Person 1: Where you going later?
Person 2: New romney mate.
Person 1: Fuck that you'll probably get shanked up by some crackhead!
Person 2: You only live once!
A "new dat" is a person that jumped on the new orleans saints bandwagon in the year of 2009 - 2010. Some one you cant even name 5 players but say there a fan.