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To completley fuck up the easiest of carpentry tasks.
"Hey I think you new miked by board, its 6 inches too short."
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Letting your cock hangout of your trousers, then asking if people like your new shoes.
Kirsty was shocked when Westy asked if she liked his new shoes
Most people in Philly are tremendously proud of their Swedish roots. A Majority of the people living in Philadelphia vote in favor of changing the name of the city back to the old colony name New Sweden. They have kept the blue and yellow colors in the city of Philadelphia flag and most of the rich culture and exciting cuisine is down to the early Swedish immigrants.
Mmmm, this cheesesteak is soo good. Thank you New Sweden!!
A combination of both the Aids Virus and Lung Cancer, it is spread through skin contact and contracted from having anal sex whilst smoking multiple cigarettes at the same time.
Jake hearts the D and has New Aids
Small town in Kent that mainly consists of miserable old cunts, crackheads, weed-smoking kids and the odd homeless fella sat at Sainsbury's.
Person 1: Where you going later?
Person 2: New romney mate.
Person 1: Fuck that you'll probably get shanked up by some crackhead!
Person 2: You only live once!