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An act - either a by-product of poor hygiene, or as a precursor to the bombing of Hiroshima (bomb Hiroshima) - in which an Asian subject deposits a large dump in a cubicle which typically receives only Caucasian use.
Optionally includes the laying of a "dollop" on the toilet seat.
Man, I invited some of A-town over on the weekend and they utterly destroyed my bathroom. ..
I had no idea they were going to bomb Pearl Harbour.
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Derived from pearl necklaceA load of ejaculate shot on the face of a supine person that pools over only one eye. see also pearl monocle
After receiving the pearl eye patch, she was angry that I made pirate noises and didn't have any Visine.
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A girl named pearl who is speshil as feck and has lice
"watch out, thats Pearl, pearl has lice"
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When a male ejaculates inside a female's mouth, and after ejaculation, she spits it back into the male's face.
That guy was such a douche. He didnt tell me he was about to jizz so I pulled a reverse pearl necklace on him.
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A skilled way of performing the fine art of creampie. When you pull out, you have to massage your pearl babies up and down (i.e. from clit to crack). When finished, a pearl string bikini can look really nice with a pearl necklace to match.
Joe: Wanna go to the beach?
Ashley: Yeah sure, but I don't have anything to wear.
Joe: Oh don't worry about it, I can make you a pearl tubetop and a matching pearl g-string in no time.
**Joe & Ashley later got kicked off the beach when her pearl 2-top bikini was spotted by lifeguards.**
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A sexual manouver involving the two ears of the female. When the male is ready to ejaculate, he begins his ejaculation in one ear of the female and quickly moves to the other one. So, after the ejaculation, the female has semen in both of her ears.
The female then begins to lose balance (because of the fluid in her ear) and begins to stumble around and eventually falls on the ground.
The pearl shells are symbolic of her semen filled ears.
"That bitch wont be getting up for a while after that badboy"
"That's when it hit me. i felt a certain stickiness in my ear and noticed both those fuckers had finished in my there. double pearl shell again"
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a man named tom pearl shits into a wine glass and mixes it up with a spoon and finally drinks it with no problem
NtNO and Prince: I want a Tom Pearl Smoothie!
Tom Pearl: *turns on camera* Hi my name is Tom Pearl and i’m gonna make a smoothie for ya!
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