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When you are having anal sex with a girl that has an Angry Clown
The Ring of Fire gave me a blister on my penis
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when a male wearing light colored boxers, or briefs, has sex with his penis protruding through the hole of his undergarments with a female who is currently menstruating. the result of such an act leaves a "ring of fire" around the opening of the underwear.
A.K.A. the June Carter Cash
June didn't tell Johnny that she was on her period, so he left with a healthy ring of fire.
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Officially known as an anal stretching ring. A device used for that purpose, to stretch - and keep it loose enough - one's anus in preparation for anal sex. Serves the same purpose as a anal/butt plug. Comes in various sizes and can be made from different materials.
The doctor used an anal ring to prep me for my enema. (read this in a book)
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Woman who frequently dates MMA fighters
Just give up, she’s a ring rat. She prefers MMA fighters.
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When your wife trie to give you a handjob but her diamond ring is turned around backward on her finger and it scratches your dick.
I was no longer in the mood for a handjob after my wife inflicted some serious ring damage to my dick. But I got over it and came on her hair for revenge.
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A line from I cant stop me
Yes, nayeon sings it.
STAN NAYEON
TWICE!
#twice #nayeon
Oh my god! Did you hear twice's new song? It goes...
" allami ullyode ring ring a ling."
And then she sings after it. I cant remember the next lines.
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Is when a group of males or women with strap-ons get in a circle and shove their members or devices into the person's brown daisiy in front of them until a ring is formed.
A Ring Master is the first and last one to get poked in the ring
it was time for party games, Hoagie Dan was besides himself when he was picked to be Ring Master for the Kielbasa Ring.