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When you drag your penis back and forth over a sleeping women's mouth then ejecatulate from her mouth and over her tits without waking her. When she wakes up she will have a dried snail trail from her mouth to her tits.
Mother fucking sneaky river snail.
I sneaky river snailed all over her last night.
A dick fucking a chick on her period
I had to take out the ol' red river hog on Friday.
Peace River Sharks are a female hockey team that don't even play in Peace River AB. The Sharks play in Nampa AB. They are a team of bitchin bitches that enjoy bitchin about the bitches.
Hey yall, Lets go to Nampa to watch Peace River's female hockey team, the Peace River Sharks, bitch out some other bitches!!
This is a pick up line.
You : Excuse me miss can I see you hand, (don't worry I wont do anything to upset you) ( only if she is shy about it)
SHE GIVES YOU HER HAND, PLACE HER HAND INSIDE OF YOUR HAND PALM UP
DRAW A LINE DOWN THE MIDDLE OF HER HAND, AND SAY THIS IS A RIVER.
THERE IS A CHICKEN ON THIS SIDE OF THE RIVER, HE NEEDS TO GET TO THIS SIDE OF THE RIVER
(USE YOUR FINGER TO KINDA DRAW OUT ON HER HAND WHAT YOU ARE SAYING AS YOUR ARE SAYING IT, IT MAKES HER MORE INTERESTED IN IT)
NOW THAT CHICKEN CANT GO AROUND THE RIVER (USING YOUR FINGER TO DRAW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING)
THAT CHICKEN CANT SWIM IT (DRAW IT)
THAT CHICKEN CANT JUMP IT (DRAW IT).
SO HOW DOES THAT CHICKEN GET FROM THIS SIDE OF THE RIVER TO THAT SIDE OF THE RIVER? (DRAW IT)
NO MATTER WHAT SHE SAYS THE CHICKEN CANT GET FROM ONE SIDE TO THE OTHER PERIOD!
WHEN SHE SAYS WELL I DONT KNOW THEN, YOU SAY NEITHER DO I. I JUST WANTED TO HOLD YOUR HAND.
SO TO RECAP HOW IT SHOULD GO. EXCUSE ME MISS, CAN I SEE YOU HAND. OKAY THERE IS A RIVER RIGHT HERE AND THERE IS A CHICKEN ON THIS SIDE OF THE RIVER AND THAT CHICKEN NEEDS TO GET TO THAT SIDE OF THE RIVER, HE CANT GO AROUND, HE CANT SWIM IT, AND HE CANT JUMP IT. SO HOW DOES THAT CHICKEN GET FROM ONE SIDE OF THE RIVER TO THE OTHER? (NO MATTER WHAT SHE SAYS, YOU SAY HE CANT DO IT) (WHEN SHE SAYS I DONT KNOW HOW THE CHICKEN DOES IT) YOU SAY NEITHER DO I. I JUST WANTED TO HOLD YOU HAND.
SO TO RECAP "THE CHICKEN CROSSING THE RIVER" HOW IT SHOULD GO. EXCUSE ME MISS, CAN I SEE YOU HAND. OKAY THERE IS A RIVER RIGHT HERE AND THERE IS A CHICKEN ON THIS SIDE OF THE RIVER AND THAT CHICKEN NEEDS TO CROSS THE RIVER, HE CANT GO AROUND, HE CANT SWIM IT, AND HE CANT JUMP IT. SO HOW DOES THAT CHICKEN GET FROM ONE SIDE OF THE RIVER TO THE OTHER? (NO MATTER WHAT SHE SAYS, YOU SAY HE CANT DO IT) (WHEN SHE SAYS I DONT KNOW HOW THE CHICKEN DOES IT) YOU SAY NEITHER DO I. I JUST WANTED TO HOLD YOU HAND.
When your fucking from behind and insert mentos and diet soda into the other persons asshole. Remove your duck and watch the volcano erupt.
Greg told me he gave his wife the river raisin volcano last night
an absolutely rancid ass elementary whos students smell like corn
Girl: Hey, did you go to Cotee River elementary ?
Me: I wish i didn’t