smack a ham

to (masturbate)

"i am so going to smack a ham to some net porn tonight!"

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smack-ass

worse than wack--it's derogatory fer sher
however--there is an alternate meaning to be used ONLY when it's REALLLLLY good.

bad: that guy is a smack-ass ho for coming to your party and actin' up like that.
good: we played a smack-ass game of poker last night and my boyfriend walked with the pot!

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Smack Dragon

An ugly as fuck person, usually a girl, who uses smack also known as heroin.

This smack dragon keeps asking to suck my dick for a taste.

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Jugg Smack

The act of taking a straight shot to the Jugular.

-Meat sound-

Peppers: What the fuck was that?!

Beanie: Dan just took a straight shot to the Jugular!

Peppers: So he got Jugg Smacked?! Damn!

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smack that foghorn

The physical or verbal stopping of a person who talks way too much and/or way too loud.

Smack that foghorn up. Dontchu know we in the library?

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dick smack

Definition 1: The act of furiously smashing your erect penis to the point of ejaculation.

Definition 2: Someone who is being an ass.

Obama performed a dick smack for the viewing pleasure of bin Laden.

Trump is a dick smack because he wants to build a wall.

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smacked by a herring

When someone gets smacked by a large penis across the face so hard that it leaves a mark.

A:Why is your face red?
B:Oh last night I got smacked by a herring.

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