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the counterattack that a janitor will execute upon waking up during a shadow mongoose resulting in the janitor biting your nose off, which can be very unfavorable. one should take necessary precautions to not allow this to happen and if you are unsure or affraid of this happening to you its best not to attempt the shadow mongoose as it is a very skillful maneuver.
Kichwa: Yo Enya. What happened to yo nose?
Enya: Oh Kichwa, the other day i was going for the shadow mongoose and i accidently hiccuped and that motha woke up and did one of 'dem snake ambushes on me.
Kichwa: Aww. Girl i feel bad for you. You need anything you let me know, aight?
Enya: Thanks Kichwa, your a good guy, im glad to have you as a friend
(Enya leaves the room)
Kichwa: OOOOOOooooOOOOooo EMOOOOOO my life is so bad. i wish i could tell her how i feel. OOOOOoooooOOOOOooooo EMOOOOOOOoooooOOOOOOooo.
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It Mean's That You Got a Boner Or a Hard Dick
"Yo Joe! This Girl is so Hot i Got a SOLID SNAKE!
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One who creeps through the grass on his soft under-belly.
Sneaky Snake is creaping up alongside the truck. Guess it's time to do a little snake-huntin!!
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An abnormally long turd that begins out of the water of the toilet and ends somewhere down the drain.
That snake poopie that I took clogged up the toilet.
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When a male is having vaginal intercourse with a female in the doggystyle position and she deficates on his member.
Debbie gave Harry a Creeping Snake.
Mary's Creeping Snake was huge and had some corn on it.
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The absolute closest you can get to the fround without cutting the buttons off of your uniform. The place to be during a mortar attack, haji drive-by, grenade attack, or ambush.
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*A wet penis.
*The twin brother of Solid Snake in the Metal Gear series; identical on the genetic level, except for having blonde hair and a british voice. Nothing can kill this guy!! >.<
*A term to refer to someone with this fictitious character's traits.
"Damn this guy just won't die! He's a regular ol' Liquid Snake. -_- "
-a guy who examines how much damage the receiver can take.
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