dank tank

The tank on top of the water cooler holding Planet Earth brand water, the best bottled water to be found on the face of the planet. Purity of Essense

After a long night of drunken revelry, I awoke to the urge to drain the contents of the dank tank in order to rehydrate.

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Cum Tank

Your cum holding tank.

That guy had a lot of cum in is cum tank.

Was he holding back a reserve in his cum tank?

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Empty the tank

To take a shit

I'll be right back I have to go empty the tank.

"What are you doing right now?" "I'm emptying the tank!"

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full tank

FULL TANK is what you get when you want to up size your juice from TANK JUICE BAR.

CRAN: ehyo crosh you gonna get yours FULL TANK?
CROSH: chyea, you gotta get da FULL TANK mayn.
ASTRO: Crosh you must be ballin, you acually have $6.50?
CROSH: no... but actually i do.
CRAN: OMG HAhaHhaahHAH!

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battle tank

A thick, busty girl with a hard personality. Also see Swamp Donkey.

Watch out for the battle tanks.

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miniature tanks

A group of 4 or more people gets on all fours in a circle facing towards each other and players march into the center of the circle while chanting “miniature tanks!” repeatedly.

Game works best while intoxicated.

Dude 1: “oh man that game of miniature tanks was so ultra!”
Dude 2: “yeah it was but I got kicked in my face”

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Fuck Tank

Fuck Tank n.
1.- A tank with a penis replacing it's gun barrel.

2.- Anyone I disagree with

Shut the fuck up fucktank

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