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n. Liquid Crack.
Best enhanced with two Sweet N' Lows and one Equal, artificial sweeteners.
Jake: It's pointless, really- working at an office I mean. There's paperwork, paperwork FOR the paperwork, arbitrary spread sheets, surface level conversations, fluorescent lighting....
Waitress: Do you guys want some more Iced Tea?
Dylan: Yeah
Jake: Sure
Ryan: mmya'
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A derogatory term used by libtards and Obots to describe conservatives that are tired of paying higher taxes to subsidize people who are too lazy to pay their own way.
Bill Clinton, who would know, used the term "tea bagger" to disparage conservatives who are tired of supporting deadbeats.
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Similiar to tea bags, but involving much more choking than is necessary. It is the result of a deeper, more aggressive testicle maneuver. Victims rarely sleep through such desecration, and often wake with violent sounds and throbbing pain.
After Chrissy had too much to drink last night, I gave her a fat Tea Slush as a friendly reminder to take it easy next time.
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Tea-Leafing v. The female version of Tea Bagging. It is when a woman places her genitals on a unknowing and/or unwilling person.
Past Tense: Tea-Leafed
Jamie passed out with her shoes on and some drunk chick tea-leafed her. Her face smelled weird for a week.
Look! Some fat chick is Tea Leafing Mark from accounting!!
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The act of a male squatting over the head of a female in order to cover the entirety of the female's face in feces and urine.
'So what'd you do this weekend?'
'The wife said for our anniversary she wanted to go to a tea garden, so I squatted over her face and covered her in shit and piss.'
'Nice!'
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Tea served in England with just milk added.
"Would you like some tea/coffee?"
"Default Tea please"
"No probs"
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A woman who is on the receiving end of a "tea bag," during which the dipping of a scrotum into her oral orifice takes place.
Kebin, I just tea bagged your mother, she has now become my tea baguette, for the 4th time today!
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