canadian tube sock

A Canadian tube sock is when a man defecates in a sock, then inserts his erect penis inside the sock and proceeds to insert the mess of poo sock in to an ugly ass trailer park type lookin bitch.

Bubbles Canadian tube socked that ugly ass hoe on season 4 episode 2 of trailer park boys.

Tube of man juice

The literal translation of the french slang term for penis, "le tube à jus d'homme."

Regardez mon tube à jus d'homme.
Look at my tube of man juice.

boob tube binger

A person who can only watch tv by watching a large number of episodes or seasons of a show at a time. binge, binge tv, Netflix, Hulu, Amazon tv, Netflix and chill, tv series, tv seasons, television, tv, boob tube, streaming, cable tv, network tv, live stream, HBO, Cinemax, Showtime

I’m a boob tube binger, I watch at least 3 seasons each of my favorite shows each weekend.

Mexican tube rider

Anal masturbation with any rod or pole shaped object lathered in Mexican hot sauce.

It wasn't only the spicy food I ate last night that made my asshole burn, because yesterday I was a Mexican tube rider.

Tony Tube-Snake

While in the doggy-style posish, during anal sex, pull out and while the sphincter is still gaping, and proceed to shit into your lady friends anal cavity. Rinse and repeat. Thus creating the sensuality of the Tony Tube-Snake.

I totally gave your girl friend a Tony Tube-Snake this weekend and she LOVED it!

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It's Toothpaste Out Of The Tube

A phrase that has the same meaning as the phrase "It's Water Under the Bridge"....I guess. You should use this after an argument. It means that something happened in the past and can`t be changed. You see, once you squeeze toothpaste out of it's proper tube, the toothpaste cannot go back into the tube. You can get a toothpick and try to push it back into the tube, but I'll be Goddamned if it wont go back, and if some of it does you have, at best, an awful mess.

1. Don't worry about what you said it's toothpaste out of the tube.
2. So what if you lost your v card, it's toothpaste out of the tube.

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rose tube sock

A protruding anus as a result of too much butt humping. Common umong an-o-philes.

That chick likes it up the butt so much she has a rose tube sock.

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