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A convenient way of buying yourself time during a phone call or chat session without seeming rude.
(09:18) * S(A)lly strips
(09:18) <ReytheGreat> My dog turned on the microwave
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A rather old slur directed at Irish people. In the late 1800s, the Irish were viewed as a secondary race by White Supremacists (see "Inbreds, Elite English") as were black people. (Who were conversely referred to as "Smoked Irish." I shit you not. People back then had ISSUES.)
These days, the terms has been embraced by Irish wannabe gangsters and thugs, et al, as a badge of honour. Look to House of Pain and Eminem as heroes.
Chap one: "Cracka mutherfucker! Get yo ass out of here!"
Chap two: "Sorry, my bad!"
Chap one: "Yo, you talk funny. Where you from?"
Chap two: "I'm Irish."
Chap one: "Sheeeet, you shoulda told me you was a nigga turned inside out! Gimme some love!"
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TURN THE FREAKIN FROGS GAE, DO YA HERE ME?
2. A vine, that’s long lost.
“Damn, turn the freaking frogs gay.”
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Though loosely defined, the term is thought to contain some sexual connotation.
Dylan, turn her back into legos!
all your base are belong to us
main screen turn on
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It's a sex act when a female and a male get together. And the male ejaculates in her nose filling up the nostrils with semen. The male then slaps the female with his penis on her head as hard as he can. The female then accepts the male's penis to incert her anal. The male then incerts unwantingly to the female a glow-in-the dark stick inside the vagina. Forcing the glow-in-the dark stick back in forth in the vagina. The female yells out loud three times " how you like!!!" with an asian accent. After she says that show some blood and/or get a bucket full of blood. Gargle blood, semen, vomit, and mucus/boogers/snot with the male/female. Whip your ass on the pillow leaving behind a skid mark of crap. The male then turns the female over on her stomach and her back facing him, he ejaculates on her back with loads of semen waiting to spread all over her backside. The female then starts making out with the male's penis while giving the male a blow job, during this process she rams the glow stick hard and fast as she can. The male slams the female and gives her Snorting Dragon. while she is trying to talk she yells out loud five times "Sushi Turn Over". The male whips his ball sack in dog shit covering the entire ball sack, the female sucks on the ball sack until the dog shit is off the male's ball sack. the male and female make out while the female's mouth is full of gooie dog shit.
person 1 - "ay need anything today?"
person 2 - " yeah dog shit, blood, and a glow stick"
person 1 - " sushi turn over?"
person 2 - " fuck yeah!"
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Coined by The Beatles and used in their song "A Day In Life", "I'd love to turn you on" is often mistaken as:
*A sexual term
*A marijuana related term(I want to turn this blunt on so bad)
The truth is the sentence "I'd Love To Turn You On" is often used by stoners and hippies alike who actually know what "Turn on, Tune in, Drop out" means. It's more of a question. Instead of asking "yo bitch, wanna do LSD with me?" you can use the more poetic "I'd love to turn you on, babe". The sentence must always be said in a song tone or the effect is lost. Alternately, you can use the "You are the walrus" speech coined by Slag:
"All you gotta do babe is turn on, tune in, and drop out. Are you ready to go to the land where hopes and dreams are really not? Are you ready to expand your mind? I want you to listen. You are the light. You are the walrus. I'd love to turn you on."
The above must be said in a normal tone and works better if said high.
Guy: I'd love to turn you on babe.
Girlfriend: What?
Guy: It's a stoner thing, wanna do acid with me?
Girlfriend: no, that stuff makes you stupid.
Guy: Too late, that pepsi has enough acid to kill an elephant.
Girlfriend: OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD! WHY ARE THE WALLS BLEEDING?
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