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Eating a chocolate bar out of someone's asshole while wearing a top hat.
My girlfriend shoved a twix up her ass after prom and being hungary I ate it out of her ass. whild watching a willy wonka and the chocolate factory and masturbating over dwarfs
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Sticking your index finger into your asshole and getting as much shit on it as possible, then going up to your friend and sticking the shit finger into their mouth.
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Supposed to sound like "will he nail her"
The new guy at work, Willie Nailer, seems pretty nice
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Willy Walking (Or to walk you willy), is the act of walking through a private, secluded environment with your penis hanging out, generally for some form of relief from society or a sense of freedom, or just general thrill of having your dick out.
"It's a little stuffy in here. I'm going for a Willy Walk"
"I took my willy for a walk in the woods last night. Both me and him felt very refreshed afterwards"
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Adjective used to describe a state of weirdness, disarray, or uncomfortable feeling.
Sam was all willy-wonky after he caught his wife sleeping with his brother.
Watching someone eat mayonnaise makes me feel willy-wonky.
It's willy-wonky that I'm paying taxes so other able bodied people can sit at home, smoke potweed, and watch reruns on a tv (that I pay for).
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Right after ejaculating inside her unexpectedly and the girl goes down to keep playing with your no longer hard dick, you now have a jiggly willy.
Sarah - "Hey bob, I hope you arent done yet." (goes down to play, )
bob - nah, I think Ive got a jiggly willy."
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When a man masterbaits and his penis has cum all over it he stickes it in some ons ear
A Hard willy is
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