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Currently you're wasting time while reading this. The fuck your doing here go outside, or just beat your dick off you bastard. Seriously, you are wasting your time(see what I did there) by reading this. Go get a girlfriend or boyfriend if you sway that way. Seriously now, shoo. I'm just kidding, keep reading this. Just kidding, get off Urban Dictionary and finally beat Dark Souls.
Quite wasting time reading this.
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Enjoying ones self in the pleasure of complete and total nakedness when all occupants of the household are gone.
Hey bob what do you do when your wife is out? I shut the shutters, lock the door, strip down, and enjoy my Nakey Time.
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A system of time with the base measurement of a metric second which is equal to 1/100,000 of a day. There are 100 seconds to a minute, 100 minutes to an hour, and ten hours to a day. So 1 metric hour is equivalent to 2 hrs. 24 min. regular time. So when it is 5.00 metric time it is noon regular time. Midnight on Metric Time starts at 0.00 hrs and runs up to 9.99 hrs. To convert from metric time to regular time take for example 5.85 metric time and multiply by 2.4 which equals the hour with a decimal. Take the decimal and multiply it by 60 to get the minutes in regular time. If you want PM just subtract 12. So 5.85 Metric Time = 14:04 or 2:04 PM.
Ever since Metric Time was established, no one ever gets confused with AM nor PM.
John was meeting his girlfriend for lunch at 5.22 Metric Time.
The incident took place at 2.68.
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Something that takes a lot of your time and effort in order to be completed. Fequently used in MMORPGS to make customers play longer, thus making them pay more. Time sinks are very, very, very, very, very bad.
DAOC or Dark Age of Camelot is the king of the time sink.
I have been trying to level this artifact for the past 10 years. I love this time sink.
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The act of something happening in that exact moment. exactly, just in time
i ducked just in a nick-of-time to see a blue panda smack the wall exactly where my head had been a second ago.
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The amount of hair left 'hanging' off the scalp after a cornrow.
That guy doesn't have NO hang time!
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The term used when you want to have more than just 'familiar relations' with a woman/man depending on the individual. A phrase made up by Borat, a Kazakhstan news-reporter. Borat is one of three, Comic genius Sacha Baron Cohen's alter-egos.
Borat: When do i get entry to her VirGin?
Girl: Oh Yea! You can shove it up mine right now!
Borat: *clap's hands* Sexy Time!
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