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some one who rockes up in a mini skirt and a tank top on orientation day. Often think they are better than everyone due to thier largly loose psussies. Known for getting drunk nd crashing parties because they are just so awsomely hardcore.... *cough*
jamie: dude i fucking need to lose my virginity!
lauren: hire one of the year 8 sluts then!
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What most 14 and 15 year olds, and some 16 year olds on MySpace are really are. You can tell a 12 year old on MySpace when you see the girl is 14, but the profile don't look like a 14 year old's profile. It usually has popular MTV like music on there, and you see lots of sevvie looking layouts such as pink and black, happy bunny, glitter graphics, pictures of the thong over bed, and so on. And not to mention god awful makeup on the myspace kid with basically god-awful skills with Photoshop.
14 year old: Oh boy, finally somebody my age to talk to on line and she looks hott.
12 year old: I am really 12.
14 year old: You're fucking too young to be on MySpace. Get your fucking ass off of myspace and get a motherfucking life... I'm reporting you to Tom you hoe!!
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the last night of the year,where lots of people come together, get drunk,fuck and usually everyone counts down to some little second,where the year becomes a new year, a new day etc,
a very stupid time to make stupid promises to self,tha is never kept
"lets go get drunk"
"why??"
"its new years eve"
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Someone who is born in late September to early October as a result of regretted drunken sex at New Year.
Man New Year was crazy, hope I don't have some dam New Year's Mistake coming along in 9 months.
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What happens on New Year's day after you're done puking your guts out the night before, on New Year's Eve. Your now empty stomach produces nothing when you begin dry heaving after a night of hard partying and drinking.
"Joey's got the New Year's heaves! He's rolling around on the floor heaving and gasping for breath. It's hilarious! Where's the camera!?"
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An insult directed to people, usually males, who haven't had sexual intercourse yet. The time when it actually becomes an insult starts with "18-year old virgin" joke and climaxes with the epic "40-year old virgin". However, after 40, the joke & the virgin become too sad to bring up anymore.
"Ha. "___" Year-old virgin.
***a Year later***"
Haha! 18 year-old virgin!"
***Six years later***
"Haha! 24 year-old virgin! Hahahaha!"
***Seven years later***
"HAHAHAHA! 31 year-old virgin!!!"
***Nine years later***
"HAHAHAHAHAH! Oh my god! 40 YEAR-OLD VIRGIN! HAHAHAHA!"
***A year later***
"Dude that's just sad"
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Someone who’s worse than a 12 year old
12 year old: Fuck you.
8 year old: YOU FUCKING ANNOYING LITTLE FUCK IM GONNA BEAT YOUR FUCKING ASS YOU’D BETTER SQUARE UP BITCH!
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