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That one friend you want to play with so damn bad. You then realize that he is going to be awhile before you get an answer; So you start playing by yourself. Once you just start playing your game your friend will then say "Hey, sure I'll play now." Your inner rage then builds up and say "GODDAMNIT, YOU GOT THE WORST THOMAS TIMING EVER!"
Person 1: "Hey you wanna play"
Person 2:"Sure in an hour"
~2hours later~
Person 1: ~Starts League of Legends Game~
Person 2: "Hey, I'm back now wanna play?"
Person 1:"I JUST GOT IN A GAME, YOU HAVE FREAKING THOMAS TIMING!!!!"
Thomas is the greatest boyfriend that anyone could ever ask for. He is the sweetest person and would never leave your side. Thomas is a best friend as well as someone who you can fall in love with instantly. He's not an average guy, he actually cares and listens. Once you have him, you won't ever let him go, you'll want him to be in your arms forever. And if you do, don't let him go, it would be the worst mistake you would ever make. Hutchins, the most badass motherfucker on the face of the planet. He's so fucking awesome, Chuck Norris bows down to him. A master with any weapon and a champion at slaying vag, a Hutchins can drink more alcohol than John Belushi cracked out on cocaine.
Thomas Hutchins is the most badass and loveable person in the world. Noone will be able to measure up to him on any scale
Sexiest man ever with the biggest sick in the world
Thomas leblanc is the coolest nigga ever
Is always mistaken for clouds.
"Now Sgt.Thomas Dixon, Just what exactly is a dixon?"
"why mam it's a ...wait..what's a dixon? I thought I was explaining a lesson on clouds..."
When you're so queer/trans that society collapses around you/chaos ensues.
From the Non-Binary wiki:
"Hall was intersex, and had preferred to alternate between feminine and masculine attire from one day to the next, until being accused of the crime of having sex with both men and women. Common law required that an intersex person should live the rest of their life as either male or female, whichever their anatomy resembled most closely. In this case, the medical examination was inconclusive, so the court ruled that 'hee is a man and a woeman,' and gave the injunction that Hall must from then on wear both masculine and feminine clothing at the same time."
"Residents of Warrosquyoacke claimed that Hall's changes of dress and sexual relations with members of both sexes were causing disorder"
Person A: I heard some girl in my class started an uproar among teachers and students 'cause she kissed another girl, everyone's going nuts!
Person B: Lol Thomas Hall moment.
A person who usually slags people off but always gets knocked out because he gets way to big for his boots
Guy:I'm gonna hurt you
Other guy:Go on then
Guy:No I'm really sorry what I said
Other guy:Ha your such a leo thomas