bug tired

When you are so tired that you cant be dog tired anymore.

“Wow after that marathon, I am bug tired!”

Closet Tired

When you are tired, yet show no real signs of being so. When you then finally close your eyes, you then become regularly tired.

Wow, I'm really closet tired right now. I should go to bed.

Tire Bag

A male or female who eats poop and cum out of a dirty condom used on their anus.

"Bro I tire bagged your mom last night"

"You fucking tire bag whore!"

Tire bag can be used to describe how filthy someone is and how untrustworthy they are.

Why say "whore" when you can call someone a tire bag?

tire tread

Inside a woman's vagina, the swelling of the four "legs" of her aroused clitoris, making the surface feel as if it has ridges, akin to the ridges of a tire's tread.

As I fingered my girlfriend, I could feel her tire tread, so I knew she was as ready to go as myself.

Pumping the Tires

The act of injecting air into a ball sack and pumping of air until full.

Devon: Bro I 'm pumping the tires
Gavin: how full are they
Devon: dumby full

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TIRE TOUPEE

Any small furry road killed animal repeatedly flattened by tires upon the road surface to the point it resembles a toupee.

A road trodden and flattened animal carcass.

IT'S SUICIDE SQUIRREL SEASON !!!

KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED FOR THOSE FUZZY NUT GROPERS OR THEY WILL DART AT YOUR CAR AND BECOME A TIRE TOUPEE !

Mud on the tires

When you are taking a rather largely explosive intestinal rippy and the back splash comes up and sticks to your balls or cheeks

That Taco Bell is about to put some mud on the tires