luke markey

To Markey, motion over ground and objects like that of the free-runner (parkour) and stunt actor from the soon to be released motion picture Blood And Chocolate

oooo that was a bit Markey... (upon seeing someone jump a fence in fantastic fashion)

or.. to shout LUKE MARKEY ! whilst Transversing an Object to give courage!

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Luke Skywalker

Sex Move: While wearing a glow in the dark condom, take your dick out and slap the bitch in the face with your "lightsaber"

I'm gonna introduce britt to luke skywalker tonight, then maybe she'll learn her place

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Luke's penis

That kid luke has a massive cock

hey britney did u see luke's penis it was huge.

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Luke-ass

A crazy awesome, super badass. For unknown reasons uses the phrase "fo sho" a lot. A bit promiscuous would be an understatement as his best friend has told him he can no longer have contact with any of her friends, because he has slept with them all. Still the most awesome person to know and hang out with.

Charity: I love my bestie but he needs to stay away from the beezys.

Luke-ass: Where the beezys!?!

Charity: You did them all!

Luke-ass: Fo Sho

Charity: Fo Sheez

Luke-ass: I love you Bestie!

Charity: I love you too!

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Luke Hemmings

luke hemmings ur eyes are so blue
please let me do the frick frack w u
dont play w me boy
bc that shit aint cute
luke hemmings b my boo
-shakesphere
(follow @iconic.t.h and @pretty5sosispretty

"Luke Hemmings is great"

"I know"

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Luke T

A guy who likes his girls and dreams to get F1 but never will

U: What did u do last night?
Luke Taylor: I did my Stoxkarting
U: Ur such a Luke Taylor

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Bapy luke

a word used to describe lukey because he is a precious bapy :uwu:

Dub: "Bapy Luke must sleep!"
Luke: "PLEASE FUCKING STOP LEAVE ME ALONE I WANNA LIVE MY LIFE IN PEACE"

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