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Someone who hangs out with a douchebag who, by default, also becomes a douchebag.
Dude 1: Did you see Mike being totally obnoxious while he was hanging out from that douchebag Pierre from school?
Dude 2: Yeah, Mike is a totaly default douchebag.
A guy who acts friendly to girls and attempts to flirt with them but constantly acts like a bitch and makes douchebag moves which completely counter his previous gentlemen actions.
"Kevin walked me to my car today. He was such a gentleman up until he complained about my walking speed and then became a gentleman douchebag,"
Those dudes that drive around at 3AM max fucking throttle with the loudest possible cars.
Person 1: "Damn I was trying to sleep but was woken up by some Car Douchebag"
Person 2: "Me too, he must've been driving around neighborhoods to fuck up everyone's sleep."
Someone who utilises tactical strike patterns from offensive military strategy within business practices (i.e. Microsoftian Seige Tactics for Patent suppression), in order to fuck over anyone they can get their hands on.
That Corporate Douchebag just sent that Military Organisation to wipe out village that said no to their factory.
Someone who pretends to be above bullshit but is in fact the biggest shit stirrer with no loyalty.
Devoid of a backbone, this creature is famed for sniffing round social climbers because they can only feel comfortable around other scrotebags who have no moral fibre and are obsessed with image.
Often popular in politics the douchebag has very few, if any friends but often many transient relationships before the real colours become apparent.
Did you hear about that snake who knew that somebody was being framed for rape and did nothing to defend his mate, but lie and pretend he was being impartial. What a Douchebag style move.
While in missionary, you insert a vape into the vagina. While the vape is still in the pussy, you take a hit and blow the air into the spread open ass cheeks. Then she farts and you repeat until you get pink eye.
Jessica totally let me give her a Cloudy Douchebag last night!
A person that was born between the years 1997-2012 who thinks he’s gangster and wants to be black but is actually a privileged white boy with broccoli hair who knows nothing about the streets and listens to the worst rappers of all time
Look at that Gen-Z Douchebag Faggot over there listening to NBA Youngboy. Broccoli boy think he a G.
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