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Taking a dump, when a turd pops out it looks like a bat hanging
yeah I called him he said he was hanging bats and would be here in 20 minutes.
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This is the natural hang of a man's beer belly over his belt where his round stomach starts to loose it round solid shape and hang down due to gravity.
When you drink so much beer over a protracted period of time so that your stomach not only develops a large round belly, but it also hangs due to gravity. Gravity Hang (Naps)
feeling far worse than hungover
Christie: Feeling hanging no worse than that. Whats worse than hanging
Ali: Super duper hanging
A chain thats equal to or longer than 24 inches as defined by Jibbs. He sports a 32 inch chain....
Does your chain hang low?
About 24 inches i let it hang...
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What is shouted at the moron driving a 4000 pound motor vehicle and attempting to talk or even text on their cell phone while in motion. These are usually people that cannot multi-task but are either too vain or ignorant to realize it. They are in need of support from the community to let them know what they are doing is going to get someone killed. This is done either with a middle finger, an angry look, a colorful suggestion in a loud voice or a bumper sticker telling them to "hang up and drive." Once being made aware, they should terminate their call immediately and put both hands back on the wheel and pay attention to traffic conditions.
"Hey, you just drifted into my lane because you are driving with your elbows while texting... HANG UP AND DRIVE!"
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Easiest tasks of the day in your dull, mindless office job
'You know... I'm gonna need you to go ahead and take care of the low hanging fruit first...'
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A description of the state of being extremely hungover. Extreme state of hanging, emphasised by the comparison to the function of a noose
I drank soooo much last night and I'm absolutely dying today. I'm hanging like a noose
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