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When you watch so much porn that your device stops working
Why is your iPad so slow?
It’s got a severe case of Porn Clog
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When you have so much amazing porn at your disposal, that you don't know what to finish to.
Dude, sorry to call you, but I need help deciding which video to finish to. One has two drunk chicks on webcam, another one has this skinny elf chick and Santa thing going on...
WHOA. BRO. Are you seriously jerking off right now?
I CAN'T HELP IT! IT'S PORN OVERLOAD!
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The act of viewing (and downloading) large amounts of pornographic material on the internet in one session.
Gabe: "During one of my porn harvests, I´m pretty sure I found a picture of my wife."
Tycho: "God, just let me.... Whoa! Does she really do that?"
Gabe: "Not when I´m around."
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The porn that you watch before you watch the real porn that you wanna watch. Usually not very good porn, not good quality. It's just something to watch while u start to get hard. Porn that you don't really wanna cum to, but you would watch it.
wow this porn sucks. I'll have to make it my starter porn for the night.
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to put on porn before your woman wakes up to induce sexual contact once again.
i was so drunk last i dont remember banging sally so i put on morn porn the next day to get her going again.
i woke up with a boner so i put on morn porn to relieve my raging cock.
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Content produced that is used solely for the purpose of intentionally getting yourself mad.
Different from a troll as this is self inflicted
Asshole 1: "Did you see the new Ghostbusters movie?"
Asshole 2: "Nah, I'm not going to subject myself to that anger porn
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A collection of pornography usually found in a remote location, such as stuffed into the hollow of a tree for later enjoyment.
Billy and I were hiking though the woods yesterday and we totally found someone's porn nest. It was nasty!
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