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Oprah Head

If you believe that the definition for Oprah head refers to a woman that's been brainwashed by that fat, black, man-hating bitch Oprah Winfrey, you'd be correct, at least partially. There are millions of weak-minded, vulnerable, self-serving bimbo's that actually listen to this purveyor of bullshit and then blame their man that it's all his fault they're not happy.

However this term has a second definition. An Oprah Head is a woman that has a fat round head, has no neck and usually has a rotund body. They look like a snowman. No matter what hairdo they wear, how much weight they try to loose and cloths they try to wear, they can't compensate for that 'bowling ball' head.

Here comes Tawana. Boy, she is a plump little Oprah Head. She looks like 3 little boulders stacked up. That tent type dress doesn't hide a damn thing. What would you call three Oprah Heads coming down a hill? An Avalanche.

by Big Ed Moustapha April 9, 2010

61๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


tortoise head

The name applied to poo that comes out just to say hello particularly in a manner that is unexpected and unwarranted. Ususally happens if you try holding it in for too long.

Damn, I have a tortoise head and I think its touching cloth. Think I better go snap one off before I shit my pants.

by Coinage August 13, 2006

33๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


turtle's head

When you are having a life threatening shit. It partially comes out of your anus and gets stuck because it is too big and strong to slide out easily.

The anus cannot cut through it. It will not go back inside. The only way is to power through and hope you do not blow your anus out. If you are lucky this ordeal will be over within minutes.

It won't come out, it won't go back, it's Turtle's heads! - Turtles' Heads by the Macc Lads.

by For Christ Sake! December 4, 2016

25๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


fire head

expression for the best or really good oral sex.

damn that trick gives some fire head

by Lexxxx August 1, 2006

173๐Ÿ‘ 46๐Ÿ‘Ž


Free Head

When girls go on vacation get you drunk and use their women seducing powers to get you to fuck her for free. This sounds great but usually girls looking for free head are usually carrying STD's or are ugly.

Dude One: DAMN
Dude Two: What?
Dude One: A girl got my free head and now i have AIDS.
Dude Two: Thats what you get for screwing my mom, BITCH

by Johnny3TearsXD January 31, 2011

54๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


head call

U.S. Marine Corps- to relieve oneself of urine and or feces in a designated location such as the head (restroom)

-Good morning sir. This recruit requests to permission to speak to the Drill Instructor. This recruit would like to request permission to make a head call.
-Frickin darn head call?! Now?! Are you getting ready to soil yourself?

by ChrisEm February 16, 2009

49๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Head in the clouds

Acting on whim or fancy. Living in a fantasy, and oftentimes a lackadaisical manner.

I dont believe it's possible for me to ever have a serious conversation with you, you always have your head in the clouds.

by Ocho` February 2, 2012

88๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž