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toilet turd

When someone goes to the bathroom and *cough* leaves a turd in the toilet with out flushing causing the room to start to smell.

Person #1: Aw man whats that smell.
Person #2: Toilet turd, someone forgot to flush

by Spaz-tastic December 6, 2003

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Toilet seat

A Sexual Act: to place a toilet seat over your lover's head (specifcally one you don't like), then you proceed to have rough sex with her mouth (she probably wont be enjoying it), then when your done, you slam that seat down on her ugly hoe face.

my bitch was complaining way to much so i decided to toilet seat that hoe.

by peter puffs the magic dragon July 11, 2008

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toilet cum

toilet cum is the ivory-colored jizz a guy shoots in the toilet while jacking off there.

Somebody was beating their meat in the toilet and forgot to flush -- I saw a big load of toilet cum in it!

by USAF Cadet July 20, 2021

220๐Ÿ‘ 278๐Ÿ‘Ž


Jewish Toilet

When you shit in a girls mouth, if possible extra points are given if you can do it in a tracheotomy hole.

Carol fell asleep without covering up her neck hole so I gave her a jewish toilet!

by Real Jewish Definitions April 23, 2009

16๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Toilet Fuck

To perform a toilet fuck: Find a girl who is drunk, being sick into a toilet, pull her trousers down/skirt up and fuck her from behind. When finished walk away like nothing happened. Shes too drunk to remember.

A girl who is "a toilet fuck" is someone you would only fuck in this scenario.

"Do you think sarahs hot ?"
"mehh, sarahs a toilet fuck."

by albrechtdurer March 23, 2009

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coon toilet

a black man who enjoys other men urinating and defecating in his mouth.

Open your mouth coon toilet, I need to have a bowel movement

by JPZ November 1, 2006

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toilet tramp

A prostitute that would stoop so low as to exchange services
for money, even in a restroom.

After I was done I told that ho "you are a toilet tramp, aren't you" as I threw toilet paper at her to clean her self up, then exited the Shell men's room

by stigbeve August 16, 2007

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