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Worsest piece of junk ever made. If too many tabs on Safari are open, it crashes and goes back to home screen.
I was in the middle of reading stuff on my iPod touch and then i had to go back to Safari to continue reading. It sucks!!!
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You always have that one uncle that looks at you differently
My uncle touch is always looking at me. I wonder why?
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Great skill in the touching of the vulva.
In that moment, I knew she had the volvic touch.
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Dick Touch - When a man uses the bathroom but doesn't wash their hands after they have touched their dick, then touch many other things. Everything that they touch after now has "Dick Touch" transferred to it. Everything they touch, now has dick touch on it. The world has dick touch everywhere.
A man used the rest stop bathroom but refused to turn on the water to wash his hands after urinating. The man had concerns about turning the sinks faucet handles to wash his hands because the handles would definitely be covered in many other mens dick touch.
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any touch that nurtures the soundness of the body and mind or has positive effects on the mind and body.
A pat on the back is a healthy touch.
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When everything you touch turns to literal shit!
Did you see that guy knock an entire house down while doing kitchen renovations? He's must have the Sarah Touch!
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a more accurate term for 'touched'.
Outside the realms of our existence lie the Planes; and to be 'touched' by them is to have a true gift.
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